d100 Random Goblins (Names, Weapons, Quirks)

Here's the random goblin table I use for Goblin Manor, in case a goblin manages to stand out from the horde.

	Goblin Name	Unusual Goblin Weapon (1d6)	Mildly Annoying Quirk
1	Jurk	Teapot	Insists on great magic powers. Has none.
2	Krut	Sarcasm	Prophesies doom!
3	Lesh	Scissors	Sneezes constantly
4	Piggle	Cane	Smarmy
5	Gink	Spitting melon seeds	Professional belcher
6	Guz	Dirty diaper	Everyone is doing it the wrong way
7	Ooki	Uncomfortable truths	Cleanliness snob
8	Krinkler	Fish	Neurotic
9	Olva	Snapping turtle	Intense relationship w/imaginary friend
10	Gagler	Claws down a chalkboard	Mishears one key word in every sentence
11	Uglu	Sharpened spoon	Loud mouth-breathing
12	Ugler	Meat tenderizer	Says everything that pops in its head
13	Grusil	Armor spikes	Large, contagious warts
14	Nobs	Wooden log	Snooty w/affected English accent
15	Chunks	Paddleball	Snippy
16	Wurk	Small lead soldier toys (as caltrops)	Megalomania
17	Drek	Meathook	Grandiose plans
18	Burgibundus	Chili peppers	Ridiculously sentimental
19	Gribble	Poker	Smothering nostalgia
20	Grobble	Bonesaw	Sobs over small disappointments
21	Gribbler	Sharp stick	Only whispers
22	Boondoggle	Wooden club	Only yells
23	Hornswoggle	Flaming torch	Talks mainly in pig-latin
24	Griblet	Puns	Plays hide & seek
25	Grublet	Spear	Cheats
26	Sneeks	Rat on a Stick	Kleptomaniac
27	Gitz	Giant centipede on a stick	Boundless optimism
28	Rubbers	Giant Spider on a stick	Boundless pessimism
29	Stubbers	Bec-de-corbin	Cranky old fogey
30	Klutz	Foetal tooth-monster on a stick	Cranky bigot
31	Fitz	Angry biting fungus on a stick	Grammar hound, but bad at grammar
32	Bits	Dead duck	Nothing is ever good enough
33	Neeks	Angry biting fungus	Responds: Yes and...something unrelated
34	Fizzou	Skillet	Territorial
35	Scamps	Shortsword	Constantly complains about faction leaders
36	Scrumps	Long knife	Music snob about made-up musicians
37	Duckz	Pie	Danger junkie
38	Stabbers	Fireworks	Constantly counting things
39	Weezes	Flaming farts	Everyone is against it
40	Sniveller	Lady’s spiked shoe	Constantly sucks fingers
41	Snivels	Pig snout spun on a string	Firestarter
42	Squealer	Umbrella	Throws things
43	Squats	Stinky farts	Food snob
44	Whinze	Irony	Constantly jealous
45	Recks	Broken statuary	Acute fear of missing out
46	Rocks	Rocks	Everyone must always have a good time
47	Grabbler	Eggs	Believes it is a fish
48	Stumps	Hoe	Believes it is a turtle
49	Sitz	Axe	Believes it is a cat
50	Nicker	Shovel	Believes it is a lich
51	Gutz	Trained giant spider	Believes it is the Prince
52	Swallow	Sock puppet with metal teeth	Believes it is the evil boss behind it all
53	Sprinkle	The stink eye	Rule-stickler
54	Tinkle	Beehive	Penny-pincher
55	Sunny	Another, smaller goblin	Incredibly vain
56	Grit	Another, larger goblin on a leash	Overshares
57	Stews	Bag of rats	Hungry, eats everything
58	Boogaloo	Sharpened bone	Epicurean, eats everything
59	Greta	Sword	Almost constantly vomits
60	Dorkus	Stick	Never-ending knock-knock jokes
61	Bibmibop	Aggressive bat on a leash	Endless puns
62	Bops	Pipe	Everything is hilarious
63	Fartler	Chain	Everything is gross
64	Squelches	Double-bladed sword	Whines constantly
65	Squirts	Goat	Booger connoisseur
66	Stuffurt	Spiky metal goat costume	Accuses everyone of farting
67	Pigurk	Scythe	Really likes cheese
68	Stewie	Spear	Really likes fish
69	Clammy	Huge dagger	Everyone else is wrong
70	Glorfludle	Net	Spanker
71	Pudnutz	Whip	Everyone else is ugly
72	Pigmin	Cleaver	Everyone else is poorly dressed
73	Floozurt	Fake vampire teeth	Tries to fit everything inside its mouth
74	Spike	Wooden sword	Strong sense of impending doom
75	Stickz	Bizarre mechanical apparatus	Thinks great wealth is around the corner
76	Ribnutz	Extra sharp teeth	Constantly making get-rich schemes
77	Bitey	Spiked boots	Can't handle negative feedback
78	Scrappy	Iron-toed boots	Nihilist
79	Snappler	Mancatcher	Fundamentalist
80	Pokey	Plates	Smartest person in the room
81	Dofus	Iron manacles	Oblivious to its horrible odor
82	Urtz	Table leg	Licks everything
83	Quirk	Chair	Head explodes when excited
84	Crumbs	Butter knife	Constantly complains about being old
85	Titums	Tetherball	Everything was better before ______
86	Tatler	Trained beaver	Complains nothing ever changes
87	Spatler	Housecat-flail	Sneaks
88	Salt	Rat-flail	Terrified of unseen enemies
89	Doo	Trained burly rabbit	Constantly surprised
90	Hobigob	Staff	Communicates by shaking head
91	Swirlabob	Hedgehog spun on a string	Wet willies for everyone
92	Nifter	Broken bottle	Nitpicker
93	Scrimps	Belt	Very hungry for cats
94	Scrimpler	Acidic goo	Very hungry for puppies
95	Snoovle	Flail of something interesting	Breaks into song, really loudly
96	Blart	Pirannha	Sees only the flaw in every plan
97	Skumnutter	Poo with rocks inside	You are its new best friend
98	Blabber	Roll again, that on a stick	No physical boundaries
99	Fishlin	Roll again, that set on fire	Everything is a sex pun
100	Stompitz	Roll twice more, combine them	Roll twice